February 2012
Me: can you fluff up that curtain?
Pat: *rips curtains off wall accidentally*
Pat: is that peter jackson?
Me: no its zack galifanakis
Pat: is that arianna huffington?
Me: no that's penelope cruz. what do you think of neal patrick harris?
Pat: is he on glee?
Me: no
Jerk-off hand motions. Farting Sounds.: erosum:... →
erosum:
The Lorax: Blowing Smogulous Smoke
Fans of The Lorax have raised concerns that the new big-screen version is neglecting the environmental message of the beloved Dr. Seuss book. The movie doesn’t come out until March 2, but the initial trailer and promotional materials ignited…
nerdlyme:
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. When the SNL cast loses it, I lose it. I’m in tears.
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every time you think something like, “nobody wants to sleep with me,” or “i can’t find a girlfriend” or “nobody likes me” its important to remind yourself that plenty of people would kiss/date/sleep with you probably, just not the people you want to kiss/date/sleep with.
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i actually have no idea what to make of this rihanna thing.
like, it broke my feminism.
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back on the vegan thing.
i missed simultaneously feeling superior to others while asserting that i do not feel superior to others.
i will never understand feelings/affect/HUMANS
**HELP YOUR MUSLIM SISTERS IN NEW ZEALAND**
theworldisbutamoment:
The New Zealand Government is running a poll on a placing a ban on Niqab.
Visit the official voting link below and Vote “No”. It would be a huge help to those Niqabis in New Zealand. JazakAllah Khair!
Reblog to spread the word!
http://nz.news.yahoo.com/polls/popup/-/poll_id/55492/
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might get back on that vegan thing
feel kinda gross since i started eating cheese and eggs. my skin got weirdly bad too
buckthefutcher:
imagine if adele and taylor swift dated then broke up
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i had a valentine and he got me a great book! good day
hhhhhholy cow so many beautiful things today
karen walker show
eleven objects
rookie staff party
Anonymous asked: Yo Jamie, some dude I know (not well) just posted an open letter on facebook to "all the females out there who get mad when we stare at your chest." He describes a girl walking down the street on a sunny day like today "walking with your hands on your hips, sticking your chest out, with NO BRA on, it would almost be a sin NOT to stare." Ipso facto, "So don't get mad...
He ended his performance by back-flipping off the stage, though sadly not off...
– Sasha Frere Jones recap gets in the best dig yet at Chris Brown’s 81 performances at the Grammys. I was hoping that at the end of that performance he was going to jump from the top of the set, Black Swan style, but no luck. (via rookiemag)
Anonymous asked: Is it annoying to constantly be asked to justify yourself/your decisions to strangers on the internet?
summer-sleet asked: re: Anonymous's request for zine advice: I unfortunately haven't read too many zines recently but at my most zine-obsessed I ordered most of my stuff from Microcosm Publishing. They have lots of cool zines and I'd recommend just ordering whatever seems interesting.
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I’m sorry I can’t go out tonight, I have to bleach my eyebrows.
– tumblr/me equivalent of “sorry I’m washing my hair”
Anonymous asked: Hi, I recently became interested in zines. Could you recommend a few of your favorites?
Anonymous asked: where are you interning this summer? also, you clearly are applying to work at for-profit companies, yet you seem like someone who cares about many nonprofit-type causes. can you explain your reasoning behind wanting to work for for-profit firms?
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today (feb 11) is the 7 year anniversary of my ~first boyfriend~
we slow danced to drops of jupiter at the 7th grade valentine’s day dance. he asked me out at the end of the night.
that monday at school i kissed him on the cheek and he told me “it was wet.” the next day he broke up with me because i was ugly.
THEN I HAD A CRUSH ON HIM FOR 3 YEARS?????
Anonymous asked: In your opinion, why do you think that eating meat is wrong?
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craziest week
things i need to do before i get on a plane to ny at 5am sunday morning.
five page paper
edit together a radio interview
laundry, packing
sew myself something to wear to fashion week because i currently only own clothing made of sweatshirt material
when you write all the stuff out like this on a list it doesn’t seem like that much but i actually feel ask if i will NEVER get the work...