February 2011
January 2011
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ew
2 pgs on the 4th of july picnic as a sacred durkheimian ritual. why?
DONT ASK WHY IN ACADEMIA
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a short play on disappointment
Him: want to get lunch?
Me: sure!
(2pm, at lunch)
Him: Oh hey. I'm tripping btw.
Me: At 2 in the afternoon? Before class? Wtf why?
Mallory: You know that new natalie portman movie about best friends that are sex friends?
Me: Yeah! I really want to see it. it's going to be JUST like black swan
“Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women...”
– Televangelist Pat Robertson
the onion couldn’t even write something this hilarious
GIVE ME PRODUCTIVITY OR GIVE ME DEATH
Things i will do tonight:
eat pad thai delivery
read some of the savage mind for school
FINISH MY BOOK PROPOSAL
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paraphrased
Me: We could totally hang out with Justin Bieber!!
Dominique: Eh I dunno. Maybe your brother could.
Me: WHY! He isn't that much younger than us...
Dominique: Yeah it isn't the age. He's cool, but I don't feel like he'd want to discourse on queer theory.
dreamin'
slept for 13 hours last night. had a dream that emmanuel alt was my cousin and i met her at a family reunion where we got into a fistfight over whether or not sneakers should be worn with socks.
considering the amount of academic shit i have to read for school, i am glad to still be dreaming about stupid things
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this business going on in egypt is crazy
pretty sure we are living in a dystopia
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can anyone offer me some advice?
i have a friend who is struggling with what i believe is a drug addiction. how do i know if he actually has a problem or if i am just being judgmental of someone else’s lifestyle choices? i generally take a fairly positive stance on drug experimentation. i’m not looking to get him in trouble or lose him as a friend, but i feel like i need to get him help. i feel like he could be...
lol creative writing is so fun
sample sentence from a piece for my oral storytelling class:
While other little girls were sending their Barbies down the aisle, mine were having group sex on the kitchen floor of the Dream House.
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“I would go lez for Rachel McAdams. Then I would go straight again for our RA.”
– My Roommate
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nicki minaj
CHICAGO. APRIL 1. with lil wayne. tickets go on sale feb 4. ANYONE WANT TO COME WITH ME????????????
